Would love to see the wit and humour displayed in reaction to parking problems at any "Gourmets and Foodies Celebration of the Faggot" Do grow up!
After all, it's not as though all those Chelsea-tractor driving types from the "Other Side of the Hill" whose little Tarquins and Jemimas have taken a liking to the Beach don't ever display a certain blindness to the highway code on a daily basis, all summer long, is it gingernuts? Or perhaps they're just a more 'appropriate' type of 'jerk' for the area?
Red67: I do sympathise a bit - have you tried rounding up stray traffic cones and placing them strategically to emphasise the point?