Trust Cellar Doors to lower the tone. First he shows us a picture of a massive cock and then he wants dirty movies in the old girls' workhouse.

But aside from misrepresentations of CD's good character, I'm really looking forward to some of the possibilities from V22. And even if it is too cultured for me, I think it will create a great balance in Forest Hill, bringing in new visitors who will come to Louise House and the Horniman.