Michael two wrongs don't make a right (clearly there must be some guilt here)

Jon - what a fantastic idea, drive to one destination and then go to another one rather than returning home first. Next you will be suggesting car pooling or something more radical.

Anyway I can get my google map out and work out distances and we can think of an appropriate prize. But still waiting for the amusing thing to say to the neigbour rather than you lazy so and so or something along those lines.