Hi Tintin, it was not stolen thank goodness. A yoof was trying to steal it but it was parked outside my bedroom window which faces onto our front garden. I, being paranoid, sleep lightly and was woken by him levering off the front cover in an attempt to hot wire it. I am not sure who looked more scared when I opened our shutters in my birthday suit, him or me.

Police were around in a few minutes but he was long gone.

It was chained so not sure what he was going to achieve.

I also have another anti theft measure but will discuss that with you tonight.