The other day a thriving plant pot, full of geraniums - a lovely birthday surprise from my partner - was stolen from outside the front door of our house in Kemble Road. I was so sad. It wouldn't have been so bad if it had been something I had planted myself but it was a part of a much loved gift. Has this happened to anybody else in the area?

Some fecker nicked my carefully nurtured trough of geraniums (a veritable blaze of scarlet) from my windowsill on Shipman Road a few years ago.

I haven't bothered putting one out since. Take that, FH scummy thieves - your environment will be just that tiniest bit more impoverished!