Ha ha, very true. Given my girth though I suspect I would be charged quite a lot more than you average sized person. The wife also promised to divorce me if I had one done so can you reccomend any good tatoo artists
lol good motivation if I ever heard it.
I went to Leighton Buzzard to get mine.
As for size, im not the smallest person in the world either, but decided on a big piece. Its about the size of a sheet of A4 paper.