What gets me is buxom ladies who have a tattoo on their cleavage. No matter how hard you try you have to have a quick look. Then it looks like you are a dirty old (in my case) man. Nothing wrong with it of course (the tattoo, not the peeping Tom), but it does seem to invite people to have a look.

Be interested to hear from the ladies who have already contributed to the fascinating discussion.

Oh it was Newport, TJ. The laws of having to be over 18 don't seem to apply in South Wales