Perhaps I should have tried that for the offshoot of the mighty Colorado that has been gushing down Devonshire Road for what, the last fortnight now? Luckily the blue paint marks which were the only visible signs of potential action have today been joined by some traffic cones... Sadly the little warped bit of tarmac from which the water is bubbling is now a great big hole, and my water pressure is now such that it's not so much a shower as a spit, but maybe they'll get round to fixing it eventually.

Otherwise, I expect to wake one morning to find Old Faithful out there.

Still, hope we're all using water wisely, eh? Their ads say it's not a sprint, but a marathon. I didn't realise they were referring to their response times...