Just to clear something up:
Londondrz said: 'Also know of a few fake £20 pound notes being given out. One resides behind the till in From The Forest Now.'

I was responding in a rather boring attempt at being witty by pulling him/her up on phraseology by asking if they really meant the person residing behind the till was a fake £20 note.

And no I'm not the conman. If I wanted to con anyone I would have become a banker!

Don't worry 1971, I'll still buy your lollies!