I never liked Madonna much, so if using bio-green-eco bags is going to snare a 50 year old trollope then I'm going to stick with the c**p orange ones that split when you breathe on them because they're made of 50% plastic and 50% recycled Romanian trousers. On a more serious point, if I were in the minority (which I obviously am on this site) and everyone brought their own bags, there wouldn't be a problem. You would all have your consciences clear and I could have my bags and be the only person in FH filling up the landfill and strangling ducklings with my selfish sack stashing.