Agreed. That is why I prefer the Coaster Brake system favoured by Schwinn Cruisers. And they also incorporate them into the hub gear designs. I believe my latest Cruiser is using the AWC from Sturmey Archer.

They are lovely. As I’m cruising along Peckham Road, without a care in the world, towards the heart of this fine city and see that the lights up ahead have gone against me, then I gently apply my back pedal and come to a luxurious and gracious full-stop.

But they are more powerful than most mere mortals can ever imagine. For example, I have come across “iPod zombie pedestrians stepping out into the road without looking” many a time (btw…beautiful and perfect description!). When I register this fact and send instructions to my legs while standing up to force my full 90-odd kilograms onto the steel screw in the drum it creates a dramatic stop and a satisfying screech from the rubber melting into the tarmac. I think I can pull up from 10 miles an hour to zero within the length of my bike. And then there is the pleasing skid mark. I must confess that the teenager in me loves a good skid mark.

Absolutely. The thumbs up is an excellent tool as well that I would encourage Cyclists to take with them on their travels. It is one of the most widely recognised symbols on this planet. I’ve ridden in Japan, Singapore, Malaysia, Australia and around this Great Nation and everyone understands exactly what it means. (A smile as well is a little something I save for the Ladies.)

As an occasional driver and regular pedestrian I like the flashing lights. Actually, as this time of year approaches I usually treat myself to a new light. I’ve got so many now that sometimes I look like a fully decorated Christmas tree on wheels.

This year I think that I will get the fancy little lights that you clip onto your spokes. They make the most amazing patterns as you pedal along. Have you ever seen them?