A super smart octopus that can talk is being studied in a leading Embra University.

It has a cordial relationship with the team studying him and the team in turn take great care to look after his wellbeing.

However they begin to observe that he is a little restless and has taken to making nocturnal escapes from the laboratory and is bringing prizes back in the morning.

One morning they find him in his tank and he is wrestlng with a set of bagpipes an his tentacles are all over the pipes.

The leader of the team approaches the tank and enquires as to when the octopus had developed the desire to play the bagpipes.

"Play them", he says, "play them ?"

"If I can get these tartan pyjamas off them, I plan to make love !"