BD, your posts have filled me with such guilt at continuing to support the team with which I was brought up and which played less than a mile from my parental home that I have made a decision. I will abandon my shameful affinity towards the club from the town where I spent the first 20 years of my life, and henceforth support the best team playing in SE23. Crystal Palace, Millwall, Dulwich Hamlet, Bromley? Bah, outsiders.

If anyone can tell me who they are, I'll be along with my rattle, and I'll get my mum to knit me a scarf in their colours, once I find out what they are. I can no longer live with the shame.