Well, I'm thinking you might have visited some sort of imbibing emporium at some point following your matriculation... Belfast has some very nice ones, serving proper beer these days (not just Harp, Guinness, Bass and Smithwicks...)

Certainly (at least about 3 years ago when I last checked) such people are still delivering drinks to NI's malnourished urchins - I found a Maine man stopped outside my Dad's house and bought a bottle of limeade. Loved it when I was a kid, but (presumably because I have tasted actual limes in the interim and no longer like my drinks to be a livid bright green and sweet as a bag of sugar) it really wasn't pleasant. It reminded me that it's never a good idea to revisit these things as an adult.

I do think we're potentially going to need a new section - this is going beyond Beyond SE23.