Hillsideresident - to be fair shlz400 said he/she was standing on a bus which led them to occasionally brush somebody's hair with a magazine. If that happened to me, I wouldn't be that bothered and I certainly wouldn't react in the 'rudest possible way'. If the person apologised (which I imagine they would) I wouldn't say a word about it. However, if somebody molested me I might ask them not to.