...not a small bundle at all, but a Lewisham police officer, who had dressed up as a hedgehog for a fancy dress party, got p**sed and falled asleep besides the bins on Sunderland Road. In exchange for not telling his superiors about his digression, the police officer offered to take Jerry to breakfast at the Forest Hill establishment of his choice. While there, and still dressed in the hedgehog costume, the police officer began telling Jerry the most amazing story. 20 years ago...