From my limited knowledge of Switzerland through my travels, I don't think democracy is what we know it as here; women have only had vote recently and they seem to do strange things to their neighbours ie report them for having the wrong geraniums in the balcony box and other such grave misdemeanours. They do however have trains and buses that run eerily on time.

Heres to warfare, terror, bloodshed, oh, and FPTP.....