Yeh I remember going to Eltham for games afternoon on one of the six or seven coaches. One of the boys on our coach was reading a mucky mag. At Catford traffic lights one of the other coaches pulled up alongside. The teacher on the other bus, a certain Mr Fone! observed the boy with the dirty mag. When we got to Eltham Fone was waiting for our coach and climbed aboard as soon as we stopped. "Where's the magazine?" he asked. The boy in question said, "I don't know Sir!".
"Then I'll cane you, and the boy who now has the magazine!" The mucky mag miraculously appeared in the seat well up the middle of the coach. Fone took the mag and later slippered the boy on the halfway line of the football pitch. The funny thing was- Fone kept the magazine!