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dogs and public transport
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04-01-2011 04:01 PM

Now that we're bored of bashing double buggies on buses, and denying an ambulance to non-holders of the Cambridge English Language certificate, yes lets start bashing fat people on buses. I know I may have alluded in the past to large people taking more seats than they may have paid for but it wasn't nice of me and I wasn't serious, I was just a little 'buggied out' after all the negative energy being expressed at my children.

Perhaps Brian to keep you happy there ought to be weighbridges at the entrance doors on buses with an automated voice that says' no coach parties please this is just the humble P4' or even a tilt mechanism that ejects fat people through a trap door. Or even adopting the Michael O'Leary approach to charging an additional fare of £1 per kilo over a certain bodyweight to compensate for extra wear and tear on the suspension. Or perhaps something like one of those suitcase measuring thingies at airports so that only people of a certain width, height, and depth are allowed on. 'You can't squeeze into that sir? Sorry you can't come on here as we could accommodate another two fares in the space you would occupy'. Etc.

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dogs and public transport - Mio - 03-01-2011, 12:28 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - Mio - 03-01-2011, 12:36 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - Jane_D - 03-01-2011, 01:57 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - brian - 03-01-2011, 02:05 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - Jane_D - 03-01-2011, 02:06 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - sandy - 03-01-2011, 03:21 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - Londondrz - 03-01-2011, 04:15 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - Jane_D - 03-01-2011, 04:56 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - Mio - 03-01-2011, 05:09 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - Jane_D - 03-01-2011, 05:15 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - Mio - 03-01-2011, 11:30 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - brian - 04-01-2011, 11:16 AM
RE: dogs and public transport - roz - 04-01-2011 04:01 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - sandy - 04-01-2011, 04:12 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - brian - 04-01-2011, 04:27 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - rbmartin - 04-01-2011, 05:03 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - lottie - 04-01-2011, 09:16 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - Mio - 04-01-2011, 10:17 PM
RE: dogs and public transport - Londondrz - 05-01-2011, 09:57 AM
RE: dogs and public transport - brian - 05-01-2011, 12:44 PM

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