There was an inttruder.

There was an Old Lady who swallowed her teeth,
she swallowed her teeth I said “ Oh good grief!”
“Listen to them inside her, they wont stop chattering,
jumps up and down and you can hear them rattling”.

There was a young man who swallowed a fat ant,
“put your head on my tummy to hear it swear & rant.”
“Let me out ! I cant hang about to stay long in here,
I’m meeting my mates and been promised free beer”.

There was a member of the S.E.23 Com. Is in a flap,
the loss of the food that was put down for the cat.
Each morning the left food has gone from the dish,
It make us wonder who had ate it, to find out we wish.

So they asked the old lady to watch, sitting on a box,
the flap lifted up and in came a slim brown young fox.
No use swallowing the fox as she has now no teeth,
“Here foxy you can share my sandwich of corned beef.”