Here it is... I had to wait until a friend of mine was awake before I could get it. Basically, if you have a NO next to your post code, the chances are ZERO you'll get the fibre - as is in my case.

They did the cabinets before the exchange was upgraded so it could simply be 'switched on'.

Absolutely gutted. I hope my existing ISP really starts looking to invest in this. Sort of an LLU of fibre.