PinkFiz, I don't understand what is mad about anyone. The only mad thing i see is that you haven't read that the dog IS constantly barking and you can't spell properly. 'Methinks' is that how you actually write or are you trolling? I hope you are if not 'Methinks' you should go get spelling lessons:-)
I believe that the owner is trying but perhaps doesn't quite know how to stop the dog from barking , and frankly hasn't the time to find out. To me it looks like this thread has gone off the tracks and now is starting on the right road to becoming a game of insults and taking sides.
As 4 Mrjamon I agree these are quite funny when you are bored!