I'm quite surprised that no-one has responded to Londondrz's email.

I followed the link to Hastings Borough Council and they have three versions of their poster which I think are rather excellent:

http://www.hastings.gov.uk/animal_nuisan...oster1.pdf
http://www.hastings.gov.uk/animal_nuisan...oster2.pdf
http://www.hastings.gov.uk/animal_nuisan...oster3.pdf

So excellent in fact that I've ammended it so that we can use it locally Yes, it might 'offend' a few people but not as many people as are offended by dog s**t everywhere.

For those frail people who worry about putting up council numbers, this mobile number is quoted on the Animal Welfare answering machine and when I spoke to the Animal Welfare Officer she was fine about me phoning her up if I witnessed it happening.

So for Trip and anyone else who witnesses anything you can call Animal Welfare on 020 8314 2098 or their mobile 07947 306530. They can be emailed on animalwelfare@lewisham.gov.uk.

Dog fouling is NOT something to generally report to the SNT who have bigger things to deal with but if you know where the offender lives, or can give specific information to assist them, I have been told by SNT that they WILL go and visit this person.

If anyone wants to ask me specific questions about this or get a copy of the poster to tape up on their local lamposts, send me a private message here on SE23.com.