Hi Ex FH Pat,

Australia will win this year. And England as runner's up. It is the natural order of these things.

Aussies dominate ALL world sports and this is just another trophy for us to take home and put on the nation's mantelpiece.

Considering that we Aussies have been beating China at the World Ping Pong Cup in recent years, the 2010 FIFA World Cup is an inevitability for us to bring the glory home to the Great Southern Land.

I'm sure England will put in a good show. But the Australian Secret Service (ASS) have taken out Beckham and all Australian's overseas have been issued orders from the Australian Foreign Office to stamp on Wayne Rooney's right foot in the area of the fourth metatarsal if the opportunity arises. I received my official instructions in the post recently. As you can see, we are busy preparing.

Good luck!