More likely we'll have to keep the hordes at bay...
Agreed. Those North of the River types will be running through the Thames Tunnel dodging the London Overground just to get a bit of the SE23 good life. They make me livid.
OK. Let's get into action. First step is to set-up a Check Point at the Rotherhithe end of the Thames Tunnel. No entry unless you can show Lewisham Council Tax receipts.