I wonder if those North of the River are aghast at the sudden surge of us great unwashed from South of the River?

They are probably looking down from their converted warehouses, sipping their latte-macchiato-chococcinos and whispering snidely to each other…

"Oh, Yes. As expected. Here they come. For their innocent day-trips for our cool cafés and swish restaurants. But they'll be back...and in greater numbers. And they'll want to buy our properties and take our jobs! Good grief...CLOSE THE THAMES TUNNEL!!!!!"

Let's not spook them or else we'll be forced into Sangatte style refugee camps at Rotherhithe.