Let me see if I've understood this correctly...

Some of us want 'adult pubs' where adults are free to do adult things...like talking incomprehensively, falling over and hurting themselves, spilling food and drink, shouting and squabbling, suddenly getting into emotional tirades then forgetting all about it a few minutes later, weeing themselves, vomiting, etc.

And children should not be allowed into these places because they don't know how to behave.

Hmm.