Errm... I know I said I'd shut up , but...

One final point in response to Perryman:

The way around this might be to put 'No, definitely not' at the top?

Ironically, this will have it ending up looking pretty much the same as nevermodern's original - but with a different question. Would people get confused by that, thinking it was still the same? Or would the emphasis on reading the question carefully help with that? (people do tend to scan stuff quickly...)