Catford of course also gets a mention in The Barron Knights parody 'A Taste of Aggro'.
[To the tune of "The Smurf Theme Song"]
"Where are you all coming from?"
We're from Dartmoor, on the run
"How did you work out your route?"
We followed the arrows on our suit
"What were you in Dartmoor for?"
"We borrowed a safe from the bank next door"
"and why do you all talk this way?"
Cause we're from Catford, ain't we? Eh!
Lalalalalala, lalalalala [Etc.]
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At the time it was in the charts this meant little to me as a youth in Scotland, but after 23 happy years in Forest Hill I almost talk like a 'Souff Londoner' myself...