Not my words. The words of Location, Location, Location's Kirstie Allsop on tonight's episode set in SE London.

Watched that last night - weird. I never realised it was supercool - though Kirstie said that Sydenham Hill was within easy striking distance of super cool Forest Hill, so perhaps it was mostly a relative thing. After all, nobody says "super cool Sydenham Hill". By comparison, Forest Hill must indeed seem like Bright Lights Big City.

Anyway, I'm feeling more chipper now that I know I am living somewhere super cool.

I'm sure there are better judges of what is "super cool" than Kirstie Alsop.

Really? Did you not see her outfits? If she isn't street cool then I don't know what is.

I did wonder if it might be too good to be true. I'd have been more convinced if it had been Phil Spencer Secret Agent saying FH was super cool, it's true.

There was a monetary shot of FH train station and Leader's estate agent but no other FH action before (or after) Kirstie's supercool reveal.