When I was about 17 about 10,000 West Ham fans chanted such enlightened words as "negro negro lick my boots" (words changed slightly), and threw bananas on the pitch. Out of those ten thousand, no doubt a few of them have now become famous. Can you help me track them all down please and have them put away, the famous ones exposed and their assets frozen. And if you break the chain you will suffer bad luck.

Whilst a serious subject I am bemused why it is on a web site discussing Forest Hill matters.

But if you can't beat them then join them. Can my listeners also join in a campaigh against Richard Littlejohn, Bono, Melanie Phillips, Bono, the bigot I met at the weekend, Bono, and all the luvvies on the Jonathan Ross Shows.... ummhh sure there are lots more.

(the serious bit is memory to Laurie Cunningham)

PS did I mention Bono?