FH, I have been attacked outside my house by two yoof intent on stealing a neighbours motorcycle. One was armed with a heavy chain, the other a crow bar. Their attacked didnt get me but left a steel motorcycle tank with a deep dent in it. As one of the two attending police said to me when he saw that "glad that didnt connect, it would have been game over". You know my response "Luckily they were taking on a slightly fat, drunk ninja".

So, I have been there, I wear the T-Shirt with pride.

I also have a lot of pride in FH and civility so I bring people to task over litter, theft, driving the wrong way. I dont sit behind a keyboard and talk about it (this comment is not directed at anyone in peculiar btw).