Feeling a bit worried now. I've lived in the area for eighteen years but it now occurs to me that I may not meet the new and exacting requirements for the contemporary Honor Oak resident. Do I need to have that reviewed?

Does anyone know how that works? Do we all have to report to the other person's gaff for him to assess our relative worth as human beings? What does that involve? I imagine that you have to fill out some kind of multiple choice questionaire while he holds you in his penetrating gaze and runs the ''shadyometer'' up and down your body.

Bit daunting. But I suppose that's the price of progress.