Ive now read a report that states that 27% of near neighbours have had an affrair with each other, I really find this one a bit hard to swallow as i know noone who has ever did this and would hope that everyone on here feels the same

It could be your sources are suspect? In any case this sounds like the sort of statistic 'More or Less' ought to examine.

I thought it was the foxes making all that racket at night.

No doubt a cock and ball story [ no pun intended here - lol ]

It did happen in our street.

So 27% makes me 1 in 4 - so my wife is 1 in 3 - wondered what she got up t when i was at football - lol

Tell us more - who was it - lol

If you are part of the 27% you saying you've had an affair with a near neighbour? I thought you said you hadn't, which makes you part of the other 73%.

How did you arrive at your wife being 1 in 3? We are all either 1 out of 4 who have an this sort of affair, or among the 3 in 4 who haven't. That doesn't change.

Definitely one for More or Less.

i was never any good at maths at school