My remedy - purchase a Flame Thrower from the Dark Web, then buy a ticket to somewhere that doesn't have extradition arrangements with the UK. Better idea - along the lines of - rather be hung for a sheep as a lamb! do a national tour taking everyone one of them you can find - out.
But SERIOUSLY folks - lets all have a little more consideration for each other - even if alot of us would pay - to do the above. (Ice Cream's fattening anyway).