How inconsiderate that these terrible people who choose to breed to inflict their children upon the good people of Vulgaria. These little monsters should all be rounded up and thrown in the dungeon. They should be left outside of shops just like dogs. Then they will not be seen so the good people can enjoy a coffee or tea without having to hear little peoples unintelligible banter. They don't even clean up after themselves and often don't eat food bought in the cafe. What's wrong with a full English Breakfast for a baby, it's good hearty food? Never did me no harm.

They don't pay tax or national insurance and they use up far too much space for their size. And what have they contributed to society? Schools cost a fortune in tax too and I can't even send them up my chimney any more, I have to pay for more to a chimney sweep. And the state use my hard earned taxes to pay people to make them. It's a scandal.

Send in the child catcher.