1. I went there yesterday and it was raining.
2. Call that a beach? Where is all the sand?
3. Too many Londoners and other tourists ruining the place for local people.
4. Everything rusts.
5. They didn't look after the West Pier, clearly the local council do not look after great architecture.
6. House prices are not significantly lower than Forest Hill.
7. Highest rate of intravenous drug use in UK.
8. Second highest rate of drink related deaths in England and Wales.
9. The whole town has to stop for the Labour Party or Conservative Party conference every year.
10. What will be left with global warming and sea level rises?

Sorry I can't think of any more at the moment.