I used to be surprised by neighbours who could not even walk over Horniman Heights and down to the station, and insisted on driving each day.

But I have a neighbour who insists on driving what must be less than 400 yards to Horniman School. He is fit and well.

Is this a record for SE23 or are there even more lazy/selfish/polluting people around.

And suggestions for a witty but apposite comment to him most welcome.