I got on a busy train this morning at Forest Hill and immediately went to a vacant seat to sit down but there was a handbag open with flash ladies black shoes and a busy well-dressed woman on her mobile sitting in the seat beside. She stayed on her mobile and pretended not to notice.

I intimated that I wanted to sit down and waited, she eventually said "Can you not sit somewhere else". I replied I am sitting here and she moved her handbag off and I sat down.

She will be appearing in The Apprentice next year no doubt