This evening I bumped into the two buskers that have been mentioned here before:

http://www.se23.com/forum-archive/messag.../1060.html

Once again, they entertained, rather than annoyed, passengers with "This train goes to Caterham" and "If you can't shave in a toilet, where can you shave? (interesting sound effects)"

I did buy their CD this time (it is copyright, so I cannot post it up, but iTunes seems to recognise it and file it under "Children's Music") - bargain at ?4

Maybe we could update the travel songs though? I'm sure Michael has some suggestions, but how about:

"This train no longer goes to Victoria" or even
"Wave goodbye to those left on the platform who could not get on"