To fellow Guardianistas, as we appear to be a large group amongst newspaper readers judging by the piles of papers in the shops locally, is it not time to stand up for ourselves (and be proud)?

Perhaps some epithets for those who read alternatives (some of which perhaps do not warrant the name 'newspaper') are called for?

Oh, maybe not, after all we are too liberal and 'politically correct' to indulge in such behaviour.