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Newsflash?Wookiees arrive on planet Earth.
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Cellar Door

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18-08-2008 02:16 PM

My sources in the newsroom at a major news agency have just discovered the real truth behind this breaking story - Americans 'find body of Bigfoot'

It?s just coming to light that a detachment of Wookiees have flown from a galaxy far, far away to get reinforcements for their battle with the clones in the outer rim. Kashyyyk is the planet to be exact that they have travelled from. It appears that one of the Wookiees tripped when hopping out of their spaceship and sadly died.

Don?t be alarmed Earthlings. The Wookiees might appear to be dangerous but they are not to be feared.

From Wikipedia:
?Regardless of their looks, Wookiees are extremely intelligent and loyal, but may have a short temper. Life debts, which are held to be sacred in Wookiee culture, suggest that friendship with a Wookiee is a lifetime commitment.
In spite of a fearsome appearance and temperamental disposition, Wookiees are shown to be very intelligent and technologically proficient. Chewbacca is capable of performing maintenance on the starship Millennium Falcon, as well as being able to repair C-3PO. The Wookiee diet consists of native fish and game species.

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Newsflash?Wookiees arrive on planet Earth. - Cellar Door - 18-08-2008 02:16 PM