No problem - I agree titles like "National Front Disco" do not show Morrissey in the best light, but I just thought it only fair to mention his donation, in case he happens to read this excellent thread.

PS Did your market town have a running battle with the next nearest market town?
In my experience, these lovely little country towns are not so friendly once the sun sets, and if you are thought to originate from a few miles away, let alone another country, then you can quite easily get an unprovoked slap.
These xenophobic feuds between towns have run for hundreds of years, and I seriously doubt if the country was all roses and light pre-mass immigration in the 60/70s, like our BNP friends would have us believe.
Give me London/Forest Hill any day, over a market town.