Pubs are SIMPLE.

Have 3/4 good largers on tap

A pool table

Juke box

Football on a large screen

Ban ALL people under the age of 18

No food, just snacks (crisps, nuts, scratchings etc)

Get a 2/3 fit birds behind the bar, short skirts, red lippy, big knockers.

Maybe a pub quizz on a Sunday

If you do all the above (which is a piece of p***) then you'll have a good steady trade business for years. As landlord you'll be well known and respected and you'll be helping RETAIN THE TRUE ENGLISH PUB.