The great British booby? Do we have a Fallen Madonna somewhere then?

Seriously, some years ago I was followed in my car by an aggressive driver who took exception to my driving somewhere along Wood Vale they were clearly intent on following me home and doing some damage as I could see them mimic cut throating actions in my rear view mirror. I was too scared to drive home as they would know where I lived and also was running out of petrol. I managed to lure them into the back of this police station and into the station yard where I sounded my horn and lots of police came running out. They hadnt a clue where I had taken them but I am so convinced that this saved my life, or at least from a severe beating up.

Trying to lure them to Lewisham might be a little more difficult, or even Catford,especially as Ive never worked out where Catford police station actually is. We cant afford to lose local police stations, as otherwise the whole service becomes less visible. This is why I am signing the petition. Please do the same. If they really do want to save money, let them think of interesting ways to combine their premises with other key services. I think there is one in deepest Suffolk which also contains the local pub, newsagent, and Post Office.