I am missing two postal tubes awol for two weeks now. My Housemate has had bank cards intercepted en-route and then accounts fished.

We constantly get other peoples mail that bear no reference to our street or house number - we live on Kemble Rd. This gets shoved back in the post box.

Parcels are generally never delivered, just those vile red cards that claim we were not at home when we clearly were, often watching the postman come up the drive, card in hand.

Don't get me started on the doorstep covered with red elastic bands!