Tescos (shouldn't this be Tesco's or preferably Tes'co's?) are currently being investigated for price fixing.

Arsenal are currently (potentially) being investigated for match fixing (as part of the Uefa Champo league investigation into corruption)

So obviously what they have in common is that they are both innocent of all charges.

Maybe, but not what I had in mind. Can anyone else hazzard a guess. I may think up a good prize, perhaps an hour with Jim Dowd discussing his compromised views, or maybe an hour outside the store on London Road where you can count how many dodgy deals go on.

BD - an Xmas tease