SE23 Forum

I'm fed up with the country folk having it all to themselves. I've driven through a few towns this summer where they've been having a scarecrow competition and I want one in SE23. Who's up for it?

I'll stand as long as I can rely on your support.

With the old clothes I wear I am certain to win it!

Old clothes? Get stuffed!

I'm in, but I can't imagine it lasting long in the front garden. It is likely to go walkabout with some drunken "chums" on a Friday or Saturday night as they stroll back from the pub.

I'm going for a copy of the Horniman walrus being ridden by Brian