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My sources in the newsroom at a major news agency have just discovered the real truth behind this breaking story - Americans 'find body of Bigfoot'

It?s just coming to light that a detachment of Wookiees have flown from a galaxy far, far away to get reinforcements for their battle with the clones in the outer rim. Kashyyyk is the planet to be exact that they have travelled from. It appears that one of the Wookiees tripped when hopping out of their spaceship and sadly died.

Don?t be alarmed Earthlings. The Wookiees might appear to be dangerous but they are not to be feared.

From Wikipedia:
?Regardless of their looks, Wookiees are extremely intelligent and loyal, but may have a short temper. Life debts, which are held to be sacred in Wookiee culture, suggest that friendship with a Wookiee is a lifetime commitment.
In spite of a fearsome appearance and temperamental disposition, Wookiees are shown to be very intelligent and technologically proficient. Chewbacca is capable of performing maintenance on the starship Millennium Falcon, as well as being able to repair C-3PO. The Wookiee diet consists of native fish and game species.

Aaaah, Baggie Dave's relatives must have come and visited him.

I did once work with a chap called Pete Wookey, but he was quite small and not hairy at all

Yes, I heard a few Wookies will be passing over SE23 in a balloon soon, wishing that 'the Force be with us', or some such.

Also there will be a Jedi knight from Coruscant, sleeping in (or in the doorway) of every pub in Forest Hill as part of the festivities.

All except the bird in hand which is a "wretched hive of scum and villainy." according to the poster Obi-Wan.

Maybe we could link this with the holiday thread by disappearing off to Wookie Hole.....

Everything you wrote young Perryman is true. I have felt a movement in the Force that the Wookiees will be joined by some Ewoks who have arrived from Endor.

May the Force be with us all.