Below is an extract from the published list of objections. I have been a little naughty and have added my own amendments for my own amusement. Guess where they are.

The proposal will create a marked increase in noise and disturbance as a result
of children playing.(Really. Are there not worse sounds? What happens when resident children go out and play- does the Pied Piper appear? I have to say I've never seen children playing in the Crescent. Perhaps its not allowed under Tewkesbury Lodge standing orders?)
• Children start arriving at 7.30am and are collected at 6.30pm, which makes a
whole day, not part of the day, as the application alleges.( Most people go out to work during these hours- do they not? Unless there are any unemployed people there of course, but I don't think they are allowed either)• Detrimental to the character of the street, introducing commerce (aka children) into a peaceful
residential area, childminding in a home to a commercial nursery, which should
use appropriate commercial premises. ( yes lets send them all to Willow Way).[/i
]• Health and safety issues. ( come again? )
• Loss of value of nearby residential properties[i].(due to the sight and sound of little children having fun? Is there not a burgeoning market of families with young children trying to moving into the area due to the excellent local schools and wouldn't they just love a nursery on the doorstep?)
• Nursery staff smoking outside on the street . ( [i[i]]Probably their nerves are shot from working in Royston Vasey)[/i